Network Upfronts

Well, this past week the major networks did all their Upfront new release press conference thingies. If you have no idea what I am talking about it, the simplest way to describe it is they announced shows that will return and the new ones they are going to try out, but likely kill before giving them a chance to find their audience.

I’ll never understand the TV biz because between the three Sweeps periods and the Upfronts, they make their money on selling ad time. Since they have already sold the ad time and have cash in hand, then why do they up and cancel shows before giving them a chance? Or, why do they kill shows by moving them to bad time slots? Why can’t they get ratings from everyone and not just from the mystery Nielsen families?

I always wondered who these so-called Nielsen families were. Come to find out, it’s a little bit like a contest or lottery to become one. I have a friend at work who is now a Nielsen family, so now I know more about it. I don’t care to describe any of this and if I weren’t so lazy or really cared enough, I could have Googled it long before now. Suffice it to say, she and her husband will be a Nielsen family for some period of time and then not. I don’t even think it is half a TV season of time. How are you going to get good numbers off that? As far as I know, her husband doesn’t even watch much TV as he’s usually playing City of Heroes.

This Nielsen thing seems antiquated to me. Almost all of us have cable these days. Why can’t they take anonymous numbers from everyone’s viewing? It’s not a Big Brother scenario if they don’t track individual habits.

Anyway, my main point in this post was to celebrate that Fox is renewing The Loop for next year. You may have missed this show as it was a mid-season seven episode order, just like what NBC did with The Office last year. Great performances by Mimi Rogers and Philip Baker Hall as the main character’s senior co-workers/bosses plus two hottie roommates make it must-see viewing for me. I wonder if Fox will repeat the run over the summer. If so, I encourage you to check it out or give it a shot next Fall.

This means I have picked up three new shows this year that will continue on to next year. The other two being My Name is Earl and How I Met Your Mother. The only one I lost that I am pissed about was Love Monkey. CBS gave that one a three episode shot only. A show won’t find an audience in three episodes. Show had good potential too. With the MTV/Viacom connection, they could have gotten guest appearances by numerous artists every week. I remember Ben Folds and Leann Rhimes showing up. The show also introduced me to Teddy Geiger who played an unsigned up-and-coming artist named Wayne. His performance on the show got me to buy the CD, so that’s another angle they could have — and I’m guessing they planned — continued to play. VH1 showed the other episodes that didn’t air, but I only caught one because why invest any more time in something not invested in that much yet.

As for next year, looks like there are at least two shows I will be giving a shot. The first is Six Degrees, another JJ Abrams (Felicity, Alias, Lost) produced show, and the other is Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Studio 60 will get a shot because, as of now, it will follow Earl and The Office, but I am not a big Sorkin fan.

You can read what I read about NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox and CW (merged UPN and WB) on the Entertainment Weekly web site. They even have the weekly schedules worked up for you.

One lingering question: Why does NBC have to stick Howie “I made my name shooting a latex glove off my head” Mandel’s Deal or No Deal on two nights a week? Yes, I realize it is a cheap show to make and all the Red States love them game shows, but then Scrubs sits on the sidelines awaiting a cancellation or mid-season replacement slot. Shouldn’t it work the other way around? Shouldn’t you save more Mandel for cancellation slots? Partner up Scrubs with another half hour comedy for one of those hour slots. Heck, Teachers wasn’t that bad a partner, but it is gone.

Like I said, I’ll never understand the TV biz, but I keep watching anyway.